The Creator

14264849_10210904235585724_1736267213511331321_nEvan is a Midwestern-raised ball of shit with a big heart. Writing this down verifies this for his well-being. Apart from writing and creating his own work, Evan enjoys long walks on the beach, donuts, phallic entitites, being shirtless, and pretending like he is Ursula from The Little Mermaid.